Tonight I went over to my brother’s to help hand out candy, since we don’t get a lot of trick-or-treaters at my house. This was the right choice for a couple of reasons.
1) We don’t really get a lot of trick-or-treaters in my neighborhood.
2) A former student just came to the door. Win!
3) I am getting quite the workout – whenever the doorbell rings, I have to get up, run around the couch, obstacle course my way past two dogs, run up the stairs, turn the corner, hurdle over the tiny piece of cardboard that mysteriously keeps the dogs away from the door, and greet the young children with a smile and a piece of candy.
Anyways, pack to the point: we decided to order pizza for dinner. So the question was: what sort of pizza should we get? I went to a couple of a different websites to see if there are any good deals for David’s neighborhood.
The best deal I found? Ordering a Taylor Swift CD with your dinner.
Excuse me, WHAT?!?
Yep, you heard me right.
What I’m wondering is if anyone has ordered a little T. Swift without the side of pizza…
“Quick! I need some Tay-Tay in my life STAT, and I can’t be bothered to run to the store. Amazon will take at least one whole day to ship it. I almost feel really sad, but then I remember that I can just call my helpful pizza delivery guy. Another crisis averted by my local pizza heros.”
Pizza Hut, if that is what your competitors are offering, we are never ever ever getting back together.
That was a lie. Your competitors don’t even deliver to my house. We are friends forever by default.