Ok, this idea took the efforts of several people, so you know that it is good. If you are a Minnesotan looking for an awesome Halloween costume idea, consider being a MN Twin. It is a simple, basic, and awesome idea.
Start by putting on the Twins jersey. Then throughout the day, or party, slowly add to your costume. Perhaps first you add a cough. Then a sling. Then a cast on your leg. Then a neck brace. An eye patch. Many randomly placed bandaids. Soon you can be pushed in a wheel chair. If someone asks what is wrong, tell them your legs are feeling weak. Then for the grand finale, be sure and crash your car into a co-worker’s or friend’s as you make your departure.
It will be epic.
*Please do not actually damage yourself or property. Halloween is not worth it.